Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.

As a Pirates fan, yes, the Pirates booth is an embarrassment, but, frankly, wouldn’t you be testy if you were Greg Brown?

Why is blaming everything on Millenials still a thing?

And worst of all, they would have to wait fifty years before the Corvette C8 was released.

There’s a new Corvette? I wish you guys would report on it appropriately, sheesh.

The first similar car that comes to mind that had the same completeness to its all-new-ness was when the R35 GT-R came out over a decade ago. That was a monster killer at the time with its crazy low starting price (that didn’t last long) that was already higher than the C8 will be over a decade later!

Are you surprised Jalopnik is actually reporting on a hugely anticipated new car reveal?

Did GM pay for you all to post 1000 random articles about the new Corvette?

This comment is best read in Eric Cartman’s voice.

poor third-world dictatorships

Because shut up, Kyle.

I guess it’s heartening that the world is running out of poor third-world dictatorships that you can make the villains in a Hollywood movie without harming your bottom line.

“I like astronauts who weren’t stuck on the moon.”

What’s this have to do with the C8?

It will only be hard for someone who doesn’t own one. If you can’t find the door handles to your own car, then you are probably in no condition to drive.

You guys still have a lot to report. Did you know the C8 can fit 2 golf bags? 3 if you have no passengers. And there's comparisons to be done. Get at it editors

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

You’d be amazed at what us engineers can accomplish when you take budget out of the equation.

Sure, from people who said nothing about the above from 08-16' why not

wheels should be round