For those of us who don't have the game could you maybe provide screenshots or like a video? 

Hey Diversionist, you excited to clear out space next to your Wii Fit and Kinect for this new peripheral?

Yeah, but just remember, once the eSports crash comes he’ll be out of a job and still a loaded teenager able to decide where his life goes from th- well, fuck.

Honestly all I took from this is that there is an 11 or 12 year old making way more money then I am. I made the wrong life choices.

Man, these comments are super disappointing - why are yall so adamant about sticking up for corporations? Are they paying you?

Let’s go over some things here:

1. Back in 2015, Uber and Lyft actually did pay a very nice wage. Remember all the fluff pieces backed by Uber and Lyft talking about drivers earning over 100K…

LOL “BETTER DRIVER PAY” so I can afford to pay for my $70k Yukon XL Denali

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established…

You should have said "what's that? Do you mean a barrel roll?" and watch him explode

I can’t fly without music Chappy. 

It may be retired, but in my opinion, F-14 Tomcat is one of the coolest (if not THE coolest) looking jet fighter of the last few decades.

Pilotwings was my jam growing up, and I will not sit idly by as you besmirch its honor.

Yup! Kill it dead. Leave us with one platform, every Nintendo team working on the same machine, everyone able to play every game the company releases anywhere at any time. It’d be amazing.

Kill the 3DS. It’s had a good run. Make this new Switch smaller, with a more efficient screen and a better battery. Go all in on the portable angle.

I hope this does like the Deadpool “test footage” and makes enough noise to jumpstart production. I have to think that’s the primary motivation for Fillion et al. to dump money into a short like this.

Wait, you could plug this thing to the 360?

I have worked my ass off for years to finally get to affiliate. Right now my channel only sits at one sub, but I have been making content regularly and consistently for 4 years. (I do an assist me style multimedia stream where time is split between me playing a game, and comedy sketches, and sometimes improv).

Going to be a lot of angry neckbeards with the inclusion of Daisy Ridley.

Your dick isn’t going to play the victory theme from Final Fantasy VII

Been done before ... a long time ago.

Conkers Bad Fur Day? Perfect Dark? Starcraft 64? Wrestlemania 2000? WWF No Mercy? DID YOU EVEN PLAY N64?! -rips hair out-