Yeah, a business minded police force. It worked well in detroit.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Definitely. Because a company needs to serve its shareholders. A government needs to serve its voiceless and underrepresented. We can assign dollar values to this, but they will never work for the voiceless and underrepresented.

Came here to say just that — of course you can be “under budget” if you shaft contractors out of at least a quarter of what you owe them.

“I promised the American people I would produce results, and apply my ‘ahead of schedule, under budget’ mentality to the government.”

I can’t get over how Hannity keeps talking and interrupting as Koppel tries to explain. He’s ruder even as he tries to be gracious.

Trump and Ivanka and Manafort and Stone and Page and Flynn and Pence (does anyone believe Sargeant Schultz there knew nothing?)...

Pure nightmare fuel

McCain is a paper tiger.

Instead of just punching it in, he decided to go with the “fuck the poor EVEN HARDER” fade route at the last second and the ball was intercepted.

“My impeachment trial is going to be the most classy and best one ever. It’s going to by huge.”

I’m just reporting the news. There was an article today—I love to report the news and then they said I made a mistake, right? I said, no, the people reporting the news made a mistake if it’s wrong. But, there was an article today, it was reported, that I wanted to fuck my daughter Ivanka. Not the other one. The hot…

Proof positive that glasses = intelligence:

I didn’t want to say it, but understanding this election is really, really easy if you’re honest about it.

White Nationalism. (Basic Bitch edition.)

“Basically because it’s a way for them to undermine President Trump’s presidency,” one of the moms, Beth Parlato, explained serenely. (Parlato is also an attorney focusing on family law.) “They want to infer that he shouldn’t have won and he’s not their president. So they want to keep their story going. And…

I don’t know why we keep entertaining dividing these folks into serious sub-groups within the Trump coalition. Trump didn’t win because of some consistent and serious policy. He wasn’t elected on some kind of serious policy platform. These people aren’t ever going to make sense trying to view them through that lense.…

Fuck every single one of them. They all spent 8 years being complete and total shits about President Obama. They can suck it up and deal with the many legitimate and real concerns we have over this damgerous idiot chump.

Fuck Austin? Seriously? Fuck Dallas. I'm from Houston originally but I've lived in Austin for the last 13 years and I've loved every minute of it. Houston is not the greatest city in the world but it's 100x better than that asshole of America known as Dallas aka Southern Oklahoma. Dallas is for bougie douchbags that…

Delaware doesnt hate Pennsylvania, Delaware wants to be Pennsylvania. Northern Delaware hates Southern Delaware and possibly Ocean City, MD. Southern Delaware hates hygiene and the outcome of the Civil War.