For a pretty liberal site you are building up Wall pretty strongly here

“I don’t want to insult the guy but I can’t help it,” Tom’s nephew

Give it time to corrode like the Statue of Liberty and it will make a fine Shrek

Well, at least we have that one debunked. MJ remains the greatest. Now can we just get some real footage of a round earth?

Now that Alshon is with the Eagles, he will learn the only scoop game being played is vomit cleanup between the stadium seats

I can’t think of another way to put it. Where’s my theosaurus?

Is that Fogerty’s john?

Obviously a pre-op Cinderella

Well, nothing some good pharmaceutical drugs can’t cure!

The teams were neck and neck. It was strange the team that held on lost, though.

I’d say ignorant too but that would be redundant

Haha this story reminds me of that joke. Ever hear the one about the two kids that barged into the room during an expert’s BBC interview about South Korea?

Jimmy doesn’t like misunderstandings. Jimmy and misunderstandings kinda clash.

Deadspin seems to be doing the same. Show some gratitude, Hamilton!

100% from the field. Think about that. A better FG% than any player to ever play the game. That includes Wilt, MJ, and George “Fucking” Mikan. And it is easily obtainable if someone like myself entered the end of a blowout game and was lucky enough to cherry pick and hit a layup, never to play again.

The non-sports Dad of sports son is required in movies for acting purposes, however

Hopefully Burkhalter in the league office doesn’t schedule them for Saturday.

Some find it cathartic

If they draft him, Miami may need to become the Whales

Jerry Jones’ 72 year old grandson should join them