I’m alright, nobody worry about me, why you got to <BANG BANG>

Needed a few more good guys with cornholes.

Rafa always has to spin it.

The mustache really hung in there tho.

I love the default goalkeeper reaction to these. Hands in the air with a look that says “Why did you pass it back to me? You know my feet are shit! That’s why I’m back here!”

Putting your racquets in checked luggage... Monfils’ lowest percentage play of the year.

This also hurt the first time finishers really hard. They had to have 2/112's of their Ironman tattoo on the right calf removed. Sorry buddy, rules are rules.

So who should really care about this? We are talking about Futures matches. These folks get $500ish for winning a first round match. It’s almost beer league level.

Win Ad Nauseam

BREAKING: Wizards deal John Wall for R.O.B. the Robot.

I love it when the goalkeeper is talking with the other teams player at the end of the small shoving match. He looks like he’s telling him “I’m cool with Bricktop now right??!”

Somewhat healthy smoothie? Throw the excess in the trash. Milkshake? Here’s the extra in the mixing cup my fat friend. God bless America, indeed.

There are parts of Pierce County where it will be difficult to find someone without a little dog poop on them somewhere.

+1. In a perfect world, I would have one of the first gen Avalons right next to a Miata and a supermoto in my garage.

+1 Why the fuck did you fail a roll and drop the ball right there all you had to do was walk in the fucking end zone!

I can’t wait to hear a solemn Jim Nantz apologize for the errant Dilly Dilly that made it through the TV audio.

Build of the Last Forty Two Or So Hours.

No way this was Giri. This sounds like some Jon Wertheim shit.

You can’t clutch this.

Trust me, I know what I’m doing.