I don’t even think Jostens wants any part of this. They have standards too, man.

For real. To be fair, I saw a lot of weird kits last night. Timbers, any EPL, some guy in a Portuguese Nani (?!) shirt...

I say we shoot Briles through some hollywood stunt wreckage just to be sure.

So that’s how he could afford the breast surgery.

If that happened, I would demand that pixelated sunglasses fall from the sky on to his face.

I wont lie. The kid that rocked the shot off the bar going from head in hands to jumping on top of scorpion kid just made my day.

I’m only browsing the comments to see if anyone has a serious answer that is not the Tommy Bahama chair.

I’m only browsing the comments to see if anyone has a serious answer that is not the Tommy Bahama chair.

OH YEAH!!!

Not a “new” droid, it’s a bunch of scrap welded together. Times are tough, everything is from the junkyard. They couldn’t even color match C-3PO’s arm for shits sake.

Seriously. When can I txt my oven to make nachos?

Can’t blame the guy. I would want to get to Panera Bread as quickly as possible too.

If specs/$ is the criteria, you can never beat the KLR. For 90% of riders that want to do ADV riding, KLR should be the answer.

I’m sorry, but nothing beats that bodybuilding forum post with two meatheads arguing over how many days are in a week. Epic.

I can’t believe this is happening in this day and age.

I piss XC90s.

I’m not surprised. I mean, of course Keller is a bald.

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