And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

False, it’s actually hilarious

Connery: Dolly Parton!
Trebek: Famous titles! Not titties!
Connery: **eyes narrow** Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?

It’s pretty obvious that the Patriots overlooked the Eagles. Throughout the game, you could see signs that the Patriots did not respect the Eagles.

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Seriously, people.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

He gives enough of a fuck to write an article griping about a little fun people are trying to have.

Speed trap warning?

“Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland Summit Laredo Everest Ceiling Fan”

Multiple rings, stubble beard with full mustache, slim fit cowboy-style shirt, inability to understand how to properly roll up sleeves, yeah this is hipster dad.

Even better retort? A vast conspiracy of silence would require the government to be effective at something.

The problem is that you don’t know if this is a positive or negative infinity.

“It’s Hedley! HEDLEY!”

Here’s me and my girlfriend the same day.

Hybrid’s, brought on by the auto companies themselves.

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!