As an occasional driver of the beltway, I can corroborate his story. But it's 3000 watts. I asked.

Good thing you'd never have the balls to say that to my face. I'd hate to go to prison over a douchecanoe like you.

Have you ever lived in CA? My wife practiced law there for 15 years. Touch her, you would get sued. It might not stick, but you'd have to defend yourself and that costs time and money. Why do you think CA has so many attorneys?

It's a toss up between the local tire shop in Sanford, FL forgetting to torque the lug nuts (and by torque, I mean tighten more than finger tight) on the front wheels of my '71 AMX or the AMC dealership not assembling the rear brakes correctly on my first car, a '73 Javelin. The brakes failed in the inspection…

John Wayne or Ontario when I lived in Mission Viejo. Long Beach was also preferred to LAX.

I live in Western Loudoun County and Dulles is super easy to use. Reagan and BWI suck for us.

Grew up in FL. Left in '88. I visit once a year or so. Still love the beaches. Rest of the state? Not so much. That looks like almost every neighborhood in Central FL.

Technically, the shuttle was "on" not "in" the plane. Still cool.

One of my friends had one of these. It couldn't get out of it's own way, but he liked it. I was never a huge fan.

I worked across Irvine Boulevard from MCAS El Toro for a number of years. They brought in a couple B-1s for flight demonstrations for the annual air show. They practiced one day and it was the loudest thing I have heard since being close to a shuttle launch. Car alarms went off for miles and a number of windows in a…

I saw this very car this morning on the way into work. Messed with my head.

Brilliant. You win the internets for the day.

I ordered mine on-line although I can get the legit ones at a local DC burbs joint called Windy City Red Hots. Almost as good as Gold Coast Dogs.

My first winter outside the DC area, I had loads of fun in my AWD '92 Talon Tsi doing snownuts and all kinds of drifty AWD things in a snow covered parking lot. I miss that car.

This is comedy gold.

Absolutely. It is called a standard for a reason. If everyone would read and implement the standard, I'm betting many, if not all issues would go away.

Take my money now!

That line needs to be moved south along I-40. Summer tires will not work in Northern VA year round.

In my best fake French accent:

I reject your premise because 707 HP.