TBH, has anyone actually seen Trump’s long form birth certificate? I’m not so sure, I’ve heard from many good people that Trump may have been born in Kenya.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

Eat all the dicks, please.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

No snark. In a year-long period where we’ve publicly fawned over sports figures (Mort, Sager, etc) battling cancer, I’m in total awe of someone like Andrews has had to deal with cancer AND an overly public trial with quiet grace and dignity. She’s someone everyone should admire and respect, for so many reasons

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.