@Graviton1066: That's why the bride looks so sad..

And all this time we've been told that old people are full of piss and vinegar. Who knew that they're actually walking distilleries..

Kayne sees the world like Geordi..?

Someone is taking their love of Farmville too far..

@stunner81: I believe that would be a game of Kessel Ball.

@92BuickLeSabre: I am one..

I have two iPods and I hardly ever use them at all.

Is it just me or do those headstones make it look like a Zippo lighter graveyard..?

Introducing the new iPhone 4: Southpaw edition for all you lefties out there..

I think it's safe to say you're swallowing a lot more than invisible shrimp when drinking tap water from anywhere in the Tri-State area.

See now this is the prosthetic Luke should have gotten at the end of Empire. The Rebels are a rag-tag group of freedom fighters who don't have the resources at their disposal like the Empire does.

Just give the nice crazy Hawaiian man a couple tins of SPAM and maybe he'll go away...

'"Look, it's like I'm in a snapshot with her," said Shu Watanabe, 23, as he showed off his iPhone display, featuring himself next to the image of a doe-eyed cartoon character named Rinko, a smiling high school girl.'

My girlfriend and I were on a cruise in 2006 that had to navigate around Florence, Gordon and Helene. We had to skip Puerto Rico as a result. Never been on a ship that rocked that much. Late one night we were in the casual dining room playing cards with some people we met on-board when the ship got hit with a wave and…

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: Hey, I just ousted you as creepy guy in the woods on Forestsquare..

@Hopman:

This dry water is making me thirsty..

The earth was the middle of a great big 'ol slam sammich..

Mr. Coffee meets Mr. Fusion...

Oh... if only Lrr had just used the human horn he wouldn't have been in this mess to begin with..