@njdevil: In with the old, out with the poo?

@Jason Collins: Hey if they can get 500 bucks for this thing, that is magic..

@HighOctaneX: E.T. used a Speak N Spell so this is definitely an upgrade for sure.

@andrelix: Some assembly required..

I could use a drink right about now.

Hey sometimes you're in the can for a long time, working up a sweat, trying to evacuate your bowels. Having an icy cold beverage to re-hydrate yourself or a sugary snack for some quick energy is the lift you need at a time like that.

@Tyler TyTy Alexander: This thing's gonna need all the JuJu it can get...

@iplartarrypo: What the hell was John Lennon singing about then??

@BillyPreston: In picture number 4 he's created a folder on the menu bar, then added bookmarks to it. That is why there is no icon for the GG 'bookmark' on the bar.

@Curves: I think it looks more like a buttplug or a suppository...

@Pessimippopotamus: Well Compaq's generally have been less expensive than most other computers so that makes them attractive to consumers looking to save money.

@GalenAlexis: Psst. Pssst. Hey, you're clinging to a spinning rock that's surrounded by a massive magnetic field.

@Duckspwn: Precisely.

@Duckspwn: It's not eliminating the friction. It's preventing the superheated air molecules from making direct contact with the vehicle's surface during re-entry. A magnetic 'envelope' around the craft, sort of like the magnetic containment field used in Star Trek to keep matter and anti-matter separated.

@Nathan Obbards: Well they also have the Compaq line so perhaps those figures represent combined shipments.

Dude, you're not getting a Dell.

I wonder if he left himself a few back-doors so he can still access the system..

I take it that blue bowl is some kind of hot tub, complete with wood burning stove to heat the water?

I used to keep a word doc of all my fonts so that I could browse them in an easy manner. After a while I stopped updating it though as I kept using the same four or five fonts over and over.

Why didn't they use an image of Edward with his mouth open?