@Software_Goddess: About those cracks, there's an iphone for that.

@Michael Crider: That's correct. #verizonatt

Or you can make a donation, in their honor.. #frugality

@RT100: He's never been able to beat Barbados Slim. #leicam7hermes

Why does a grade 34 bureaucrat get a camera named after him?

@Nitrous Oxide: There's no way to tell from that frame where the bird is exactly. I'd hazard a guess to say it's over the water and not the roadway. Besides that there was an update to the story in which the driver stated there was no low flying bird. #bugattiveyron

@Nitrous Oxide: The bird wasn't anywhere near the car. The bird isn't visible until a good 7 seconds after the Veyron had already hit the water. #bugattiveyron

If this guy was younger he'd have a good career potential as a crash test dummy... #carcrashes

@Earl_of_Gumout: Tell that to Eddie Murphy. #jeepwrangler

"I had dropped my phone"

#1 is a 50 or 51 Ford. Definitely not a 49. Under the front bumper is a piece of chrome trim that surrounded the front turn signal, which the 49 did not have. #photography

@zoomZAP: Linux Mint 8 Helena RC1 is available now. #opensuse

I've tried my damnedest to resist any of the various social networking sites/services out there because first, I can't be bothered with them and second, I like having a certain degree of separation and anonymity between my online and offline worlds.

@Hearthatvoiceagain: How do you know? Have you asked her? #iphone

You say ménage à trois like it's a bad thing.. #iphone

@yourfaec: Have you tried Hotspot Shield? #wifi

If the life09 code doesn't work you can also try using techcrunch. ..

I wonder if they were attempting to deploy this yesterday.. #tmobilehspa72rollout

Looks like a close-up of a cantaloupe.. #phoenixlander

The fact that we haven't been exterminated by now could mean either there is no other intelligent life out there or we're so heinously awful that they want absolutely nothing to do with us.