Even after I saw the trailer for the first time I did not believe they had 'actual footage'. This is to sci-fi movies what Blair Witch was to horror flicks.. #fourthkind

wah, wah, ooh-wah, wah.. "I've got the forgot to backup my data blues"...wah, wow, wow, wah... #flashharmonicausbdrive

Looks like Mrs. Robinson is at it again.. #suitedcase

@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : You might want to change your mind about that. Yahoo employees get lap dances..

@Sticks Calhoun: "I'd buy them for my wife. She's always cold."

Mine ended at 'can you live without it?' #gadgetflowchart

"So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch." #nationwidetmobileoutage

Witches everywhere will be happy now..

@HIcycles: Stabbing is for when you work at Blockbuster... #officeculture

@sir_pantsalot: And afterwards did you stick a rolled up towel in your shoe and Frucci the hell out of it? #drinks

God bless him. A wino with a sole... #drinks

Nice, and very Feng Shui having a mirror facing the doorway.. #workspaces

@nka: Run down the jerk who egged your car. It won't get the egg off but you'll feel better and they'll think twice before doing that again..

But that's what I used to paint it in the first place... #cars

Or you could go with the tried-and-true Jason Chen method and cram a hot laptop or other electronic device down your pants...

@outerfringe: It's funny because I've been using Vistart on XP to get the Vista/7 start menu. #windows7

These are sweet. I usually just search Google images for 1280 x 800... #halloween

@92BuickLeSabre: The same rules for the peons don't apply to the senior staff.. #meta