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J.S. Robinson
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i'm pretty broken up that Beeeeel never got to go to Six Flags.

yeah, i had predicted that Sookie's light was going to somehow turn Bill back into a human and they'd live happily ever after (shoots self). so kudos to these terrible writers for giving Bill the true death that I myself was denied while watching this.

pours one out for Lafayette who got zero lines in the show's finale despite being one of the only 3 always amusing characters (Jason and Pam of course the other two). pours another one out for Sam, whom the writers forgot existed.

he's totally gonna be reborn as a human because magic fairy blood something something. i mean, it just seems SO fucking obvious that i almost don't need to watch next week.

of all the million things on this show that makes no sense, i am drawing the fucking line at Eric not just killing these Yakuzas.

every situation where they are threatening to kill him or Pam just makes me shake my head and wonder, Why the fuck isn't he ripping these guys heads off? Did Eric forget he is really good at ripping off heads at the speed of light?

it's been so long, but i remember that he was a dick to her at the beginning of the season where they had been living together.

Being bothered by anything on this show is always a pointless task, but am I the only one who just doesn't get how/why the Yakuza are a credible threat to Eric? he has super vampire speed. like how many fucking heavily armed Vampire Authority guards has he murdered on this show? it seems like hundreds.

the writers seem to have forgotten Hoyt was a shitty boyfriend and that's what lead to Jessica cheating…BUT then again the writers seem to have forgotten a lot this season, like Lettie Mae being a selfish unredeemable monster or to write a storyline for Sam.

if it wasn't for Ginger, this season wouldn't have had a single memorable moment.

never have the stakes felt so low heading towards a series finale. as bad as that final god awful season of Dexter was, True Blood seems dead set on stealing it's title for WORST FINAL SEASON OF A LONG RUNNING DRAMA.

worst lead character in the history of television ever OR worst lead character in the history of television humanly possible?

i don't think they've captured Snowqueen’s Icedragon's vision.

watching this felt like a window into the lives of my most annoying married friends.

you'd be doing yourself a favor if you just ignored it. my girlfriend and I were just bored out of our minds and it was too goddamned hot to leave our house and once we started the 1st episode we instantly regretted it, but we suffer from completist syndrome so it was too late to stop.

the Fangtasia flashbacks were the most enjoyable thing this show has done since Russell left us. also big ups to True Blood for wiping out most of the boring characters and inane subplots they had going in one nice little vampire fight.

Yes that was the Apes riding horses and shooting machine guns, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Best movie of the summer.

watched Apes ride horses and shoot machine guns: A+, binge watched the trainwreck of a show that is Hemlock Grove season 2 (now with less weird Famke Janssen accent and way more boring nonsense) F-, listened to a shit ton of Ramones records (RIP Tommy!) and came to the sad realization that we now live in a world with

i did basically the same thing. EVEN Pam and Eric are boring now. this show is the worst.

this show has always been dumb, but i can't believe how fucking boring this final season is. it's on the Dexter level of bad/pointless final arcs.