this was a buncha goddamned nonsense and not in a good way. grim grim grim. emotions!!! I HAVE ALL OF THEM! let's shoot some feral dogs for eating my magic deer friend. my only lingering thoughts were that i wanted to punch the silent smoking assholes and how i totally missed out on the getting choked while i jerked…

there was no sound other than score.

this is the best goddamned show on television that no one talks about. Aden Young got robbed of Emmy and Golden Globe noms for season 1, hopefully the voters will Rectify that this year. (badum ching).

Agent Travis Coates

it was a hammer.

Agents Of H.E.Y.T.H.I.S.S.H.O.W.D.O.E.S.N.T.S.U.C.K.S.O.M.U.C.H.A.N.Y.M.O.R.E.

a knife to the head, a skull bashed in by a hammer, and a shotgun blast to the chest…this is a show after my heart.

well that escalated quickly.

i just want it to be so much worse than it is. true utter mindnumbing schlock, like the last 3 seasons of Dexter, but with even stupider characters. instead The Following has sorta just drifted into an endless cycle of stabby boredom.

A for Almost Good

his bland take on blue eyed soul was nothing to speak of BUT his Kim Jong Un haircut was nice solidarity with the Weekend Update bit.

the shot of him trying to climb a fence in oversized Jnco-esque jeans, the stock footage, the fonts in his ad, plus he knows some of the guys in those bands and he can probably get them to play at lunch! sketch of the night.

it's been a pretty meh season all around. the promise/premise of them being drug dealers seemed so great but so far this season has been sort of a mess.

okay, so breaking into an ultra secret SHIELD lab that houses a most likely Kree body with magical regenerative properties, killing the people who work there who are just doing their fucking jobs and have no clue who you are, and then causing said secret SHIELD base to be destroyed along with the magical healing alien…

Agents of Z.z.z.z.z.

i think they probably all just miss Dexter where they could at least say, "Hey, we're not as terrible as Dexter."

i think new cult leader, Micah (like anyone would follow someone named Micah), has watched Temple Of Doom way too many times.

"So cool what you did with your cult. Mad props." -classic Poe.

this episode might have been the one that saved (i can not use that word more loosely) the show. the writers seemed to have figured out how fucking stupid the whole conceit is and now it's just gonna be violent and fun and have no real plot.

agreed, this was by far the funniest episode of The Following to date where the show finally veered into the realm of the fucking absurd.