Apropos of nothing, here’s Cordarrelle Patterson getting laid out by a kicker in college.

There have been at least 2 serious incidents like this that have Ohio in the last few years. In April of this year, 4 teens (14, 14, 14, 13!) threw a sandbag off of an overpass, killing the passenger in a vehicle. Murder and felonious assault for the actually thrower, involuntary manslaughter and vehicular vandalism…

The NCAA changed this rule in 2011. It made taunting a live ball foul which would cancel the touchdown and move the ball 15 yards from the spot of the foul. So, under the letter of the rule, I guess this was technically an okay call. But, seeing as the rule was changed to dissuade runners from somersaulting into the…

Cue Cucker Tarlson admonishing Ocasio-Cortez for not lowering herself down by her bootstraps. 

Either way, it’s none of their business.

No egrets.

Gritty gym rats intelligently salvage absent teammate’s equipment.

Or... Let’s imagine a team throws a 6 point pass but it was super close so the officials review it and see that it wasn’t actually a touchdown. Then, that team grows the fuck up because those were the rules before the game.

Something something something wide receiver...

A closer look at that study reveals that football players—as opposed to those in all contact sports—sustained concussions at a rate of 8.2 per 100, versus just 4.7 per 100 for the PE students.

College football — football in general — is incestuous. It’s an industry built on unpaid labor and failing upward. Don’t forget, Rich Rodriguez had a job until last year and he only got fired because the administration Arizona finally had enough cause to fire him for trying to fuck every woman in the athletic…

Damn, Manziel was a fucking legend!

Sure, the entire school is racist, so she probably fit right in, but why are you bringing up old shit?

Is it important? You’re yelling so loud

Strength coaches have more contact with the players than position/coordinators/head coaches. There is a team of strength coaches who are allowed to work with the players year round, while there are limits on the amount of actual football activities and coaching that can occur throughout the year.

MGK and Davidson have been friends for a while. I remember seeing an interview with MGK where he was asked about Pete being in his Loco video. If I remember correctly, he said that he met Pete when he was filming an episode of Wild ‘N Out and they started hanging out a lot during the filming the Mötley Crüe biopic, The…

And fighting off fat, orange babies.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since ‘99.