“Penalties will offset, replay the anthem.”

I totally agree. I don’t see how yelling ‘gun!’ doesn’t fall under the laws against inciting a panic, but, considering the fact she admitted to brandishing a firearm and wasn’t arrested, I don’t think any laws applied to her in this situation.

“Spread your legs! Cross your ankles! Don’t move!”

Doos? More like Dont’s, amirite?

Sports, especially professional sports, tend to retire you as opposed to the other way around.

It’s also worth mentioning that, in order to test an animal for rabies, a pathologist needs tissue samples from at least 2 distinct areas of the animal’s brain. There’s a reason that animal control chemically euthanizes animals instead of shooting them (multiple times) in the road.

Yeeesh. +1

Hey Ken Ham, it’s time to go home. Don’t you have to get back to your giant ark to brainwash some kids?

How is it that these GI Joe cosplayers be so blasé about Trump mocking Kerry and McCain? This fucking guy just called out a POW for flying across the country and voting his conscious while postponing treatment for BRAIN CANCER. Sure, Kerry has 3 Purple Hearts but he fell of his bike, exercising no less... What a…

“Back and to the left... Back and to the left...”

Why do you think the Deep State® Secret Service wouldn’t allow attendees to carry guns? It was all a ruse to get Real Patriots® to leave their guns unattended so the FBI could swoop in and get them.

Brash Gash Unleashes Cache of Balderdash.

My god, that was fucking art.

Geez, if her back wasn’t already I sore I’m sure it was killing her after she had to stand like that for 30 minutes while the photographer took picture.

I think that’s her spine showing through her lower back. But it could be a dolphin for all I fucking know because apparently the Forth Worth PD just upgraded their photo equipment from tintype.

Believably Believable.

And that burn on his lip is the mark of a man who clearly had a little misunderstanding with a meth and/or crack pipe.

If the Indians do know an illegal way to increase spin rate I wish they’d let Josh Tomlin in on the secret.

When James Franklin was at Vanderbilt he told the media that he won’t hire assistant coaches until he sees their wives. He says it has something to do with confidence. The article also says he makes the entire staff watch Moneyball — because of course he does — and that’s what he really should apologize for.

And CTE helps you forget the pain.