I’m going to assume Rib Ford was a freudian slip. A fordian slip?

Team: That was a great interview! Before you get out of here, do you have any questions for us?

I just looked up Hanover High School. The town has about 650 people and is still the 2nd most populous town in the county. I’m going to just got out on a limb and assume that assaulting a black person (assuming they can find one...) is probably a more common occurrence for your average Hanoverian than dunking a…

Yinzers, if I’m not mistaken, call them jimmies. But, you also have to remember that they’re objectively awful people.

“...nothing about his injuries suggested to me that he’d sustained a fatal wound.”

Member of several high iq societies more exclusive than mensa.

And they were down 2!! The best buzzer beaters are the buzzer beaters when the team is down. Not those GLORY BOY shots when the game is tied and there aren’t really any consequences if you put it in the 3rd row.

He rushed it... The count was at 3 seconds and I think he panicked a little bit and just threw it as far away from the basket so he could to get it in bounds.

What’s amazing is that he actually did put it on the floor as he changed directions. You can’t see it in the first clip, but damn it was impressive to see him get a dribble in as he was putting his other hand down to stay on his feet. I guess the throw was also impressive, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

If it’s not soup, what is it?

I know this is kind of beside the point, but I cringe every time I see the term ‘vape juice’.

You’re a real jerk, you know that? I wanted to make the wonton joke, but you got here before miso I guess I’m shit out of luck.

Underrated comment.

If I remember the story correctly it was an F-16 and a force of allied (British, I think) troops on the ground who were at seriously risk of being overrun.

Duracell gets it...

Did she grow up and become a lawyer? My sister did used to do that and she’s a lawyer now. You know how they say that killing small animals as a child is a trait of a serial killer? Hitting reset and trying to use that loophole is just like that, only for lawyers.

Get the fuck out.

Go Browns.