deadspin sucks

Yeah, the irony is that if it weren’t for Deadspin, I’d have no idea that Barstool Sports existed, which, it seems, is the ideal state.

Fuck the NCAA, but this realllly glosses over the active and knowing fraud as if it’s incidental. 

What say you, unabashed meat eaters, WHAT SAY YOU?

Why do sensitive baby football fans always tear down any attempt at a (BADLY NEEDED) minor league? Always the same strawman bullshit: “These fools will never usurp the mighty NFL, did you see how empty the stadium was (chuckles)?” You’d never hear baseball fans be like “did you see how empty the stadium was for the Tri…

I’m not sure what the big deal is. I’m sure thousands of Packers owners have paid for prostitutes.

Go talk about something else. I like this stuff. Millions of people like this stuff. I don’t care if it’s silly.

I almost feel guilty in that I actually kind of get that bus seating thing with Williams Jr. Not necessarily in isolation, but a lot of work places have these unspoken social rules. Some of them are toxic and should be combated, but then there are those that while seem dumb, kind are and while it is good to ask why…

Not one of you ate a damn goldfish?

I dunno, I feel like it’s not THAT crazy he got fired for doing this. Don’t get me wrong, I find it to be hilarious. But at the same time, it is objectively unprofessional and shows bias (even if it is about sports).

Nice gatekeeping. Fuck off.

Earlier in the week, he served his team a banquet of 2,000 wings to celebrate their hard work in practice.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

If you don’t like any of the candidates in a particular race, THEN DON’T VOTE IN THAT RACE. Leave it blank. Leave the whole ballot blank, if you want. But if you don’t show up and turn in a ballot, that gives assholes who are trying to suppress the vote ammunition to close polling stations, redistibute voting…

Seriously. How about not asking someone who they voted for? I voted for the esteemed gentleman from Noneofyourfuckingbusiness.

Sorry to get serious, but what you’ve said brings up a serious point: people who don’t exercise their right to vote won’t notice that it’s being taken away from them until it’s too late. People like Kris Kobach jerk off to that thought every night. It’s really important for community leaders like Marshawn to vote and…

I’m not defending Bill Maher. Bill Maher is shit.

Eating cat shit is a legitimate choice too.

I guess the real tragedy is that you are forced to choose between getting involved or voting. A shame you can’t do both.

Nope. Zero sympathy for people who don’t like the Republican agenda but say in this day and age that they don’t need to vote. I don’t care how many trucks you drive, or Beastquakes you throw down, or how many blunts you smoke in public. They’re all very cool things, and for all I care you can shove those things up…