Take your star, go sit in the truck and think about what you just said.

“Trinity is a high school in Louisville, and it is the alma mater of one Jeff Brohm, who graduated in 1989.”

I have no idea.

Did you miss the part where they talked about Meyer having a cyst on his brain which causes him blinding migraines if his blood pressure elevates even slightly?

Why are you dickholes always so angry? 

They don’t need yours, but death is death. 

“large corporations back then did not necessarily adhere to a philosophy of ultimate Darwinism the way evil joints like Amazon do today (strong unions helped a LOT in this regard).”

yeah, take it, you dirty pickle whore

It seems like Loh deserves a modicum of credit here. He’s taking this action without any buy-in from the Board after actually listening what people had to say about the decision to keep Durkin. It’s not clear what further repercussions he could face for the action. He’s doing it too late, but he is doing the right…

Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

i don’t get why everyone always lobbies for killing the football program. don’t get me wrong, i couldn’t give 2 shits about Maryland football, but what does bulldozing the stadium and building new academic buildings actually accomplish?

Jesus, it’s bad enough they have to spend three days in Boston, now you’re gonna give them shit about where they stay?

One night in a little saloon in Fort Stockton, Texas, I ripped a man’s leg off and beat another man to death with it. The West Texas desert ran red with blood that night, my friends, and it pooled underneath the I-10's overpass and I bathed as a grackle does in the puddled muddy water of the rolling thunderstorms…

I’m embarrassed to admit how happy that made me. 

Really nice to see Tiger in the winner’s circle again. Even the most talented and successful aren’t immune to life and bad decisions. It appears he’s developed a new appreciation for life and the folks that have always supported him. By all accounts he’s a good father and kids will teach you what’s most important,…

It’s Jets-Browns on Thursday night. Shitty football was a given.

Point so good you had to make it twice. 

Mookie, I’d think we were long lost siblings but for me it was the infamous “Thanksgiving 2016 blowup.” My mom knows not to talk politics with me anymore after she made a comment about the KKK being founded by the Democrats and I told her about Realignment and the Southern Strategy. Her response to our friends that…

Takes like this (the content is garbage and churned out in minutes!) alongside takes like this (these people should be paid like professionals!) does not compute.