It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

The #stancenation drift kids are too young to have watched Initial D when it was popular.

Epiphany. We can fix the burnout problem quickly and easily while keeping the true spirit of Cars and Coffee alive.

I can believe it. Any time I think I might be looking at sex it usually turns out that I’m watching my wife read a book.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

That’s certainly one way to face a hurdle.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

Well, I for one am shocked. I didn’t think we would hear a single story about anything being too secure in Rio this month.

Cab reminds me of

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

I hope not. I like air.

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to get back to drinking my gin and tonic and commenting on internet articles.

Understandable; the servers can hardly handle the US + Europe.

OMG Bob vs Rufus!

The whole point of insurance on a UPS package seems ridiculous to me. In what other industry do you have to pay extra money, to ensure that the company is responsible for the service you’re already paying them to complete?

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.