It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

The #stancenation drift kids are too young to have watched Initial D when it was popular.

Epiphany. We can fix the burnout problem quickly and easily while keeping the true spirit of Cars and Coffee alive.

I can believe it. Any time I think I might be looking at sex it usually turns out that I’m watching my wife read a book.

I’m genuinely flabbergasted you don’t think what they wrote is true. Google video search is terrible and might as well be renamed “Youtube Search.”

$60 blowjobs—that’s a good price!

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

That’s certainly one way to face a hurdle.

I have a theory: They did it on purpose to be silly and post on the internet. It worked apparently.

You know what made the original Pennywise terrifying? That he just looked like a regular clown. Because regular clowns are fucking terrifying. This is trying way too hard.

Yes, we need to realise nothing will beat Raúl Juliá in Street Fighter.

Meh... needs more sharks.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

I look at it this way. We’re all in the same business ultimately. Just trying to scrape by another day - make life a little better for us without making it worse for others. General decency and kindness. Take a deep breath, look the math over to make sure everything looks good... Measure twice, cut once, and build a…

Of course there are.

The whole point of insurance on a UPS package seems ridiculous to me. In what other industry do you have to pay extra money, to ensure that the company is responsible for the service you’re already paying them to complete?

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.