Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Hoser, eh?

There’s just no way you can connect something that happened seven days ago to this game today...

I’m getting my vomit bag ready.

I look forward to Coach K acting indignant when someone asks him if one game was enough.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

+1 time Hannah Storm gets a break from this shit

“Hannah Storm is off today.”