Funny how it’s arguably the 3rd biggest launch of the year behind the C8 and Supra, yet you’re complaining about a car website writing about it. It’s been two fucking days. Either log off and come back in a week, or deal with it.
Jrook
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He didn’t say he wanted to kill himself.
Want to pull up to that truck
‘Cause you notice that trunk was stuffed,
Diggin the rims she’s wearing,
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
...when a GLS rolls in with a really big waist and those round things in your face you get sprung!
Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…
Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.
I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).
Lots of car names became famous to normies for…
We know you already trailered this back to your parking lot house. Why even try to tease us?
Oh, then please tell me how I can make my next near-death experience more entertaining for you.
Can you believe it’s been four and a half+ years since that asshat?
370Z - Sorry Z folks, it hurts me too....
Yup, hard to beat the Coleman Cooler inspired interior of a Super Duty.
The last of the US Spec Fiestas are both ugly and low quality. Why does it have a full number pad? Who Knows! Why’d they make it impossible to replace when it barely qualifies as infotainment? Fuck You, that’s why! No soft touch anything, just super soft plastic that’s easy to put deep scratches into.
Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e
Hard to get worse
Yeah, I nearly fell asleep writing this’n.
The badge.
Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.
I’ve heard that rust will reveal the face of David Tracy on the undercarriage
“decent residual”....lol