My pizza dinner is a rapidly depreciating asset.

And thinking of cars as simply “rapidly depreciating assets” is also dumb. In exchange for the depreciation, you get very valuable transportation.

[shakes fist]

Maybe I should buy it and paint it camo so that in thirty years the owner can curse me for covering up the factory paint with a horrible camo paint job, what do you think?

Well this is Dodge so....

3.9% APR, 211 month loan, $405 a month = $88,787.75 to own.

Unless there are guarantees that this particular Z3 wasn’t a program Z3.

Previous celebrity ownership of a car doesn’t mean Jack to me...unless it’s
Jon Voight’s LeBaron convertible.

You take that attitude and swap it, mister!

Alfa 4C.

It’s what I’d picture a bizarro version of David Tracy’s yard would look like if he had too much money and a healthy coke addiction....

To be fair, it will still be easier to repair than your Willys David.

Why is this thing almost 20k?

;)

Not the same car, unless they removed the sunroof too and re-skinned the roof.

That dude needed to Focus on his drifting more.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

none of their ages.....make..........sense

I feel like scarJo is to old to be hanging around with Zoe Kravitz.

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