If your answer to everything is to just cram a big V8 into everything

It will go perfectly with my Panamera

Oh go take photos of your Beetle!

Wait... I shouldn’t buy this?

“Even the enlarged speedometer font in the You Shouldn’t Be Driving Anymore Package.”

Sounds like you have a lot to say. Maybe you should start your own car blog instead of complaining about a inconsequential AOTD list...

holy shit dude get a life

4 Door Classic Range Rover - It’s fully restored? And has an LS/diesel swap? Maaaaybe.

Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.

But will there be wild V8 Supercar Wagons 2 wheelin’ freely?

Please be Volvo Motorsports Park. Please be Volvo Motorsports Park. Please be Volvo Motorsports Park. Please be Volvo Motorsports Park. Please be Volvo Motorsports Park.

You sound fun.

Exhibit A: that Chevy Malibu rental form Hertz with mechanical chatter from the engine bay and a lurching transmission with 39 thousand miles on the odo.

Everything else being equal... it’s all about who you’re buying it from. I’d buy a car with 200,000 from a fastidious owner over something with 50k from some jackass any day of the week.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PAINTLESS DENT REPAIR IN A CAN!

Always gets a double take from me.

Yes, thank you! I do want a center console by Nokia.

You had to go to the dealer to change a light bulb?

What we really need is a Macan/Evoque joint venture. Call it Macaque. "I drive a Porsche and no, Macaque is not too small."