Think you missed the point...

if you decide to go after the bonkers power available in the aftermarket, the cost of that aforementioned AMS turbo kit is the better end of $20k just for parts,

Soundin' like Doug Demuro!!

2) the position of that reading in relation to the full range of the gauge

Not going to lie.. a kind of disappointed that "little chris" wasn't 6'8 and 450 pounds.

I see what you did there...

You clever son-of-a-bitch...

Can I return it for a full refund when I'm done using it after 3 years? : )

Do you know how much fun this thing would be on the beach??

The car of the Hausfrau

Well, at least it will solve the problem of the "mail-slot" rearward window?

My grandpa (who had previously driven caddys) had one of these. Got in a car accident where the passenger bag didn't deploy (and my grandmother was injured because of it). What does he do with the insurance money? Buys the same damn PT Cruiser.

"our" girlfriend? I knew she wasn't staying late to bone up on her math....

Ewww.... my grandpa had one. Do you think? No... He couldn't have... ewww. And it was a "woody". OH GOD!

Colbert - look no further than this which I saw in the flesh the other day. I didn't know if my eyes were playing a trick on me and instead of an Acura wagon, it was a blue and black dress.

Ha ha! I'm just kidding. Women hate wagons. I'm not sure why this is, but I believe it has to do with the fact that the parents of every single woman drove a wagon back in the day when filtered cigarettes were considered "a healthy way to smoke." So women don't want anything to do with wagons, and they don't want to…

They're "making" their customers "want" things. It's correct, especially if your argument is that their customers are "mindless sheep". The headline doesn't say it's "making" them BUY the option, just making them WANT it, which in turn leads them to buy it.

There's a joke somewhere in there about needing rain to appreciate sunny days and driving a drop top - but I'm way too lazy to find it

Thanks - nice to see that being a standard feature.

Heated Seats? Are they standard? I want heated steering wheels damnit!