It really is the eyes. If you didn’t know him and never heard him speak, and were presented with a picture of him where he was caught off guard in a moment of genuine happiness, he might not be that bad looking. But the eyes. Dead inside, while still being calculating and x-rayish. I’ve worked with sociopaths before,…

Wow. This is spot on. Jonah would totally keep repeating buzz words, have to have his interview shut down, and be escorted out of the studio.

For years, I’ve watched Veep and thought to myself, “Thank god there’s no one as terrible and insecure as Jonah, in Washington.” Now we have a White House full of Jonahs but Miller reminds me the most of the character.

Edited to remove an errant apostrophe.

It’s not like he’s the ugliest guy I’ve ever seen, he’s just completely soulless seeming. Those dead, cold eyes. It freaks me out.

Someone should have gotten on the intercom and been like

He’s a flake. I appreciated what Jason Johnson had to say about it

It makes me all cringy... like I want to hide my face in embarrassment for them right now.

OMG remember “Pokemon GO to the polls?”

The news cycle has blessedly been all about the “Fire and Fury” book, with local DC bookstores having Harry Potter-like lines for midnight releases. In 7° weather.

He’s basically a chihuahua but with a slightly longer snout and much longer legs. He weighs in at a hefty 9.2 pounds, is about the size of a medium house cat, and is pretty much what a real-life Scrappy-Doo would look like.

I’m buying it for that reason. It’s high time we push his unstable ass over the edge and end his shitty term early. The crazier he acts, the better the chance the GOP doesn’t get in the way of things. Bonus that the more this draws his attention, the less he thinks about North Korea and starting a fucking war, letting…

Yes, yes it is.

The minute—the very minute—I read that Trump was trying to block publication of the book, I ordered a copy. I’m not even sure when I’ll get around to reading it. But banning books is a line in the sand, and I’m more than happy to hand over my $20 + S&H put a thumb in his eye.

I love this post and your dogs very much.

It’s trashy, but so is the entire Trump family & the administration. I believe every word.

You will never know how much I appreciate these updates. She is such an adorable floof.

As fun as it is watching a sentient sebaceous cyst and an amoral skin lesion take turns throwing one another underneath busloads of racist yokels, it’s more fun to spend a bomb cyclone with a giant sheepdog.

Came here for doge jokes. I am satisfied.

Wow! Very heist! Much impressed! Wow!