Defense Contractor. Cash bar for the employees.

I thought the entire point of wild parties is that you never have to see those people again.

Agreed. Work parties suck. Get a catered lunch if you must, but don’t have a goddamn work party.

Dear Fake Patriots:

Over/under on the number of times Trump has had his phone physically slapped out of his hands today: 6

Huff Post has been on fire with their headlines this year, and today’s is definitely a winner:

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

It’s always so infuriating when men who have gotten virtually everything handed to them, and have gotten away with so much, (flouting and violating the law, ignoring Court orders, all while still regaining his judgeship) start whining about how they are being persecuted because folks are trying to hold them to a…

That’s why he likes his girls young.

I swear the further removed I get from my Baptist brainwashing the more disturbing Christianity becomes. It is a straight up fucking cult on a global scale.

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

I grew up in this kind of church. Trust me when I say this bananas old cracker makes total sense in that world. Some things you have to accept first:

Roy Moore is essentially living out exactly what happened with Trump in terms of media coverage and he is going to win. The hyperfocus on his crimes is only resolving more brain dead scumbags to vote for him. I barely know his opponents name or anything about him beyond 1 headline here about how he prosecuted some KKK…

“Who are they? They’re liberals. They don’t want conservative values. They are the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, who want to change our culture,”

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“They’re socialists who want to change our way of life. Putting man above God and the government is our god. They are the Washington establishment. They want to keep everything the same so they don’t lose their position, power, and prestige.”

Okay but real talk: how terrified should I be of Tom Cotton as head of the CIA? Because right now I’m thinking pretty damn terrified.