But it makes me sad that’s he so sad.

Also, Leopards. Fuck him with a chainsaw.

And post all the deets.

Bami P. Thanks for the encapsulation. I can’t tell you how everyday, everywhere there is a moment when a thought similar to this has crossed my mind (“wow, the whole world of men just hate us”), add the intersection of ethnicity to it and damn it is terrifying and sad and my misanthropy is validated.

YEAH, JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!

And that is an understatement.

WOW. That was terrible.

All Jezzies who work in this field, what is that “don’t look her/him in the eye, speak to him/her stuff?” What could possibly be the rationale for such nonsense? Why in the world would anyone cater to these dipshit celebrity psychopaths? How many of these assholes follow this dictum, I’ve heard of it before?…

The one thing that unites the men of the world is their hate of woman.

“Fuck anyone who thinks an elephant should die because you want some ugly ivory statue in your house.”

Pudgy Mcfishcakes is a perfectly dignified and regal name.

Squeee!!!

AWWWWWWWW.....I would hug him, and pet him and squeeze him and call him Sir Chubbular.

Upper class twit of the year.

A kiosk. In the mall.

GOTTDAMN I CAN’T AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!! That’s what I was thinking while reading it “single my ass.”

Those are excellent kittehs.

“We in the market right now for like a gangsta pet”

I have some relations by marriage whose people lived in Appalachia and after dinner they say “Mama, you done good, so now the chidren will warsh the deeshes” So yeah, South East Ohio especially has a lot of Southern accents.

Oh, shipping PLUS commodities = Forbes billionaire list. Lawd. Someone downthread said “money doesn’t solve all of life’s problems” aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaLOL. Yeah it does.