Because black male in his 20s last seen wearing a hoodie wasn't a fucking joke before the watermelon skittle trippin bitch got shot. Jesus christ, you whiny bitches.

This isn't incompetence people, this is EXTREME P.C. BUILDING!! Fuck thermal paste, fuck putting the CPU on first, just stack that shit in mid air and slam it down baby!

IT'S SNIPER RIFLE DAY ON KOTAKU!!!!

Shame on you. Transistor deserves a paid purchase.

Ice Climbers, Excitebike, NES Golf were all launch titles as well. SMB was a system mover all on its own.

Well, yeah, when you cherry pick the negatives, it doesn't make much sense.

It's only natural that some unanswered questions remain, of course—no game console achieves its every goal in the first six months. All the same, Microsoft has yet to put forth a coherent vision for the Xbox One, nor have they clearly articulated why it's worth spending hundreds of dollars to own one.

Holy carp, that's amazing.

Holy carp, that's amazing.

Cyclops was always a dick.

Today, I learned there was a TMNT: Turtles in Time HD remake... 5 years ago!

Asked about putting a hot dog "between his penis," Manziel declined to comment beyond saying, "I'm frankly split on the issue."

I <3 Conan

Game still fails to look appealing to me though.

The voices inside my head have been satiated...for now.

I have no idea who the Guardians of the Galaxy are, i don't care. This looks awesome.

Haha, me too. Everyone always wonders why I mostly play PS3 and PS4 when I have a $1500 gaming PC as well, but TBH I just prefer the consoles for some reason. I think the main reason is that I absolutely despise desk chairs. I like to lay on the couch.

Why does the word "Gamer" make me cringe so much nowadays?

It's a game series. Anything that's truly important should be expressed in the game. Books, while informative, don't count.

I want blood dragon 2