MOVIE IS DOPE AS HELL AND IT PLAYS OUT LIKE A VIDEO GAME. WATCH IT, NERDS!

That's why I said recently, Bridgman!

Not ALL Asian men!

Not helping the "asian men are creepy" stereotype at all

Aaand I'm going to stop you right here, and we can begin to really post-mortem this. Here, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never pretend you're her friend to get in her pants" but only slightly less well known is this: No matter what they tell you, they are never going to…

There has to be airplanes. There just has to be.

Lets see,

I've always pictured Steam like this.

"Lulu, you can sleep with Al'Bhed. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on the spheres and not to bring them to my Blitzball games."

What the ever-loving fuck is happening in this GIF?

I just made 90 cupcakes. You had to go and RUIN it.

What can men do against such reckless beauty, such wanton loveliness? How can a game so obviously gorgeous, so well-constructed, still tilt uneasily forward and stumble? And if a game reaches so hungrily for greatness that it trips over itself, is it enough that it reached at all?

holy shit you need a snickers

Lou Albano, Bob Hoskins... Charles Martinez, stay alive!

shes beyond fucking annoying.

Geez man, look at those graphics. They look so horrible. Who makes dirt look like that? And asphalt? You call THAT asphalt? And I never heard of Yiro Tires, way to bust out the fake sponsors. What's next? Is there going to be an N&Ns candy sign or a Fountain Shoe soda billboard? Psshh....I'm not impressed at all. No…

The problem is 8-bit/16-bit looks like shit.

If you squint really hard, the floor tiles of the second picture for the Warlock is a reference to Marathon.

it would be perfect on PS Vita :(