Well I was out hunting with my buddy Dick Cheney, and ...

"___ just fucked us."

If only I hadn't selected the option to force you to read my comment! I should have known it was wrong to take away your ability to scroll past my comment without paying it any heed!

It wasn't Shenmue III; Not interested.

You must be trapped in time somewhere

Steam is the best and worst thing to happen to gaming. It leaves me feeling conflicted.

Oh Mr Bean's girlfriend, I would have treated you right. :(

The only way to solve this is to make Adam Boyes and Larry Hyrb compare dicks live on twitch.

Porn is going to be so awesome when I'm 80. Can't wait.

Yes having both is the best way to go and helps play more games. But I wouldn't want to have both same time. I plan on getting the PS4 and then give the Xbox a few years before deciding to get one. By then the exclusive games will be nice and cheap and the hardware will be more reliable

lol this fucking guy

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry!

Why eat cereal?

I can't wait to see how the shitty Wii version is going to be

Thank you for the practical application of the device.

its a sequel to BF3.....so i wouldn't get my hopes up also LENS FLARE OMFG!!!!

The amount of your jiz covering your picture of Bill Gates is hardly surprising.

Next up: Bo Jackson plays Tecmo Bowl! (well, they oughta do this, anyway)

... is what someone with no sense of humor might say. These were rather clever. Oswalt really seems to resonate with a lot of people online.