Am I... am I not Marceline? *cries*

You just wanna be Marceline!

GFW Live still exists?!

I hate to say this but... who the fuck is James?

Bart: "Dad, you just shot the clicker Flanders!"

I (have giant fingers and shouldn't try and post things on a tablet.)

It's the PS4, not Gawker. Sharing videos will be perfectly sufficient.

bar code too small, doesn't register on system.

But it sounds funnier if I make a sweeping generalization! ;)

They also rejected my app "go to China and free all of their child laborers"

But an assassin who travels back in time, now that's not silly at all :D

Or, you know, not have games.

Yeah...thanks for starting my morning off right

- *Offers Chrono Trigger*

Awww, they don't have to push the industry anywhere. They can, you know, coax it. Maybe buy it a drink. Give it a nice back rub. Tell it it's pretty. Work that fire and mojo, nawmean?

Of course not.

Turtles are distributed to each according to their needs.

Cancer is the only thing you can own yourself in a Communist State.

This gaming journalism right here

I've never been in a women's restroom, but I was under the impression there were Grecian fountains, waterfalls, and doves flitting without a care in the world. I imagine the harps playing in the background makes for a really peaceful dump.

That right there is some sweet-ass hair.