Yesssss! I absolutely adore Golf Story. It has everything, rapping Boomers, an ex-wife who shows up to take half your earnings... It's so life like. 

HAHAHA as if Disney would ever imply that the great hero Han Solo would shoot first

Me. I just find it too complex. Why do I have to have a life meter but then also a meter that determines the speed of which my life meter refills? It just seems needlessly complex. I also found the control scheme confusing and little things like having to remember that you left your rifle in your saddle bag annoying.…

Kotaku Splitscreen podcast touched on this awhile back with regards to the news about Rockstar just before RDR2 came out and the general consensus from the employees at Rockstar was for us to buy the game because they, the employees still get bonuses for sales figures met. If you boycott the game the only people hurt…

If you were an adult you would know "a lot" is two words. 

Ironically I had just finished reading Jeff VanderMeer's Southern Reach Trilogy a few months ago and this game is so much an offshoot of that series its uncanny. 

Imma need a bundle of lights since I'm dumb and don't know what other lights I'll need to make this work. 

I have the same issue with Breath of the Wild and my wife still refuses to watch All Good Things, the final episode of Star Trek:TNG for similar reasons. 

Same. Yet if this was a new Mario game, where the same mechanics of jumping on shit in a themed location, everyone would be fawning it and honestly, I found Odyssey kind of boring and mundane. 

Back when all my friends were running and gunning with their Call of Halos and whatnot I found Gears multi-player to be the only online shooter where, not only could I stay alive for more than 15 seconds, but also enjoy

I bought a Switch for my nephew two Christmases ago. I have never seen him use the dock. Even when charging it he plugs it directly into the wall. I’m the opposite, mine spends most of its life one of two docks. 

Graveyard Keeper finally dropped on Switch. So, pretty much that. 

I like to think this is why that HDMI input port exists on the back of my Xbox One, for all these mini consoles

I've been HoleMilk for over over a decade just because of a random name generator 

I saw the original movie first and it made no sense to me. Then in college I took a Literature of the 60s class where the worn down professor just handed us a paper with 50 books on it and told us to read 3 of them for the semester. Dune was one of them. I spent hours upon hours sitting in the school library reading…

I got a free copy of the game with my new RTX2060 GPU, otherwise I probably wouldn’t be picking the game up. 

Not sure if cotton is the name or the crop

I loved the whole sci-fi concept of Connor using his newfound intelligence to help the scientists of the world construct this dome over the earth to heal the ozone layer (which come on, what bigger ecological worry was there in the 80s than the ozone layer?) only to have it be stuck in place by corrupt business men.
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May I request that, going forward, all articles link back to a relevant Clutch song?

I don’t want to live in a world where Maddy is no longer playing Assassin’s Creed Origins