I'm actually kind of mad I missed some of the good stuff. I heard there might have been boobies. I mean, I can see boobies anywhere but on here it just seemed extra special.

Forget XB1, what do I have to do to get this on Saturn?

I would be interested in your opinion on this post now. do you still share this sentiment or have you changed your mind?

What bothers me is that Tom Cruise insists on doing his own stunts and he's still alive

I've been a Kasperky fan for years and have never found it to be a resource hog. I always recommend it over bloated software like Norton.

you know I remember the Doom novels being ok but then again I was reading them as a kid. I adored the Myst novels though and still have them. I just can't bring myself to throw them out or donate them.

the amount of anticipation I'm holding for this game is on par with that of Link's Crossbow Training

I was deliberating over a new gun once and when I came back a young man had taken a crouched position in front of me and was moving as if to be performing an act of fellatio upon me. I can't say i didn't enjoy it.

Can this also be used to survey your surroundings when planning your next move?

It's partially my fault for agreeing to go when everyone else she was going to go with bailed. We did manage to pick 18 pounds of blueberries so achievement unlocked: shit ton of blueberries or something.

what an asshole

crap. I missed it because I was out doing crap like hiking and picking blueberries with my wife. Stupid wife making me miss important stuff

my only claim to fame was inciting a dance party in the middle of an intense firefight

Damn. beat me to it

Well I'm married so that means no more privacy when pooping and always losing an argument.

personally I always wonder what's with Ubisoft and their fascination with poker. Last year it was Far Cry 3, this year it's Watch Dogs, both force you to play Texas Hold Em at some point and you know what? I suck at poker. Can we get some goddamn Blackjack please?

Don't worry bro, my BS alarm went off too when I read that.

and I can't watch videos during down time at work otherwise I would be on Netflix

Most, not all.