"if you can't be good, be hard."

I had the horrible Sega CD one. Then again, most games on Sega CD were horrible.

Larian's launch trailer is equally exciting:

so you're saying I need to lug a phone and a controller around too?

I gave up on mobile touch-based games so long ago. Give me a controller any day.

As of this morning my Aereo service was still working as I was watching the morning news on a Roku box.

A lot of games have come and gone from my iPhones over the years but Civ Rev has always stuck around for those longer periods when I'm forced to sit in a waiting room or airport with nothing to do.

One of the largest external drives out there, at one of the lowest prices we've seen. [Seagate Expansion 5TB External Drive, $160]

it's for them city folk

I live in a rural area where ticks are especially bad this year. Nothing is more manly than finding one of these guys impeded in the side of your dick while in the shower. I call it the French Tickler.

Our punishment after he heard what we said about Need for Speed

you touched on another issue there. I'm a 30 something guy with a mortgage and a full time job that sometimes has me working late nights. i just don't have the time to dedicate to gaming I did in the past. So I just can't conceive the time to learn how to play such a complex game. I used to love Warcraft III back in…

How about one for people who have never played either game at all. I've wanted to try DOTA 2 but I'm terrified I'll just get in the way

That's like saying CoD is a Xbox franchise

LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!

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Good job. Now for a fun challenge build a Hackintosh

Don't forget to eat Doritos Stackers and Mt. Dew while building your PC

You realize that the names and the information you're seeing are randomly generated and serve no real function. You'll see a person's dark secret repeat, and then repeat again, and you'll start to wonder how many Chicagoans are sex addicts. You'll read the same text message exchange twice—omg I slept with a hot guy…

As opposed to playing with yourself every day. Which I assume is done as well