The Duke Nukem movie has already been made. It’s called Commando, and it’s a wildly entertaining movie. John Matrix’s body count is insane, just hundreds of dudes in a day. He can carry whole trees on his shoulder, jump out of planes into 6 inches of water, and eat green berets for breakfast. 

It’s better than the fugly stuff being churned out by GM though.

You forgot about the Jewish space lasers. You ALMOST had bingo!

No one is mad we’re laughing at you morons

Lol’ing @ Thomas daring to say “When you lose that trust...”. Clarence my man, might I suggest a trip outside your insulated bubble to talk to real American human beings instead of people who literally get paid to fawn over you?   You guys lost that trust years ago...

If the seat is being paid for, why do the airlines care if there’s a person in it? Also, if paying for an extra flight is cheaper than paying for just the first one, that feels like a business model failure.

WB Discovery adds another data point to its cost/benefit analysis of digitally replacing Ezra Miller with Grant Gustin (or some other actor who is not Ezra Miller) in the upcoming Flash movie.

He honestly looks like a ‘90s movie “successful yet creepy nerd tech guy” stereotype.

Hope we’ll see some sick T-poses

would 100% rather watch this audition process then the movie itself.

Al Lewis would spit the ground where the Zodiac stands...

Been a fan of Conroy for decades, but had no idea about his life. This is powerful stuff, and adds another dimension to Batman that I’ve never considered.

it’s always only a matter of time before they pivot to “it’s the families!” or “what about Chicago???” or other dog whistle deflections. Christ it’s infuriating to live in a country where the racist, batshit minority controls the chaos because the sane majority doesn’t have the balls to stand up to them.

In the books, Johanna is an ancestor. In this, though, it looks like they're using her in lieu of John (as HBO is apparently prepping a Hellblazer series), which is fine by me. If it's true to the plot of the source material she should only show up in one episode this season anyway. 

Bring back Ferguson!

1. Bring back Craig Ferguson and let him do whatever the fudge he wants.

Jenna Coleman playing a character with edge is going to take some getting used to (I only know her from Doctor Who) but this looks ... surprisingly great?

I am going to be a basket case if this sucks, though.

Netflix shows have two options:

Sending all the “Please don’t suck” prayers I can to this production

Couldn’t you say that about any popular artist or other person in the public eye? Some people like it.