I watched Eternals and more-or-less enjoyed it, but just had to look up who the out queer character was.

oh damn

I still think he should take over the franchise.

It’s-a da big one! I’m-a comin’ Elizabeth! Here we go!”

Kids are people. If you don’t want to share space with other people, stay home.

Guy’s stood next to John Hodgeman, Lauren Mayberry, and Bruce Willis. That’s a solid standing-next-to resume, right there.

“Why should anything ever improve slightly? I paid back my student loans! herpa derpa derp!”

I thought all cars had this. 

Isn’t Jamie Lee Curtis the most successful Final Girl in slasher film history?

Does the MCU have a Nighthawk yet?

Where are the gigantic radioactive ants?

Chris Evans is now playing Nomad: Confirmed

Rather like plastic surgery (also popular in Hollywood, also maligned) you pretty much only hear about the method when it’s done badly.

The Han-in-carbonite accessory was great though.  I still have that. 

I just made this joke, and I love there’s art of it. 

Isn’t standard procedure in these situations a limited reshoot to replace the problematic lead with Christopher Plumer?

You think they’re going to make a bunch more movies about the Kon-Tiki guy?

So the jury thought Depp was a better actor?

Stormtroopers would be ancient history by the 1980s. They should be fighting off a droid uprising.

Lumpy: The Adventure Continues