Guy’s stood next to John Hodgeman, Lauren Mayberry, and Bruce Willis. That’s a solid standing-next-to resume, right there.

“Why should anything ever improve slightly? I paid back my student loans! herpa derpa derp!”

I thought all cars had this. 

Isn’t Jamie Lee Curtis the most successful Final Girl in slasher film history?

Does the MCU have a Nighthawk yet?

Where are the gigantic radioactive ants?

Chris Evans is now playing Nomad: Confirmed

Rather like plastic surgery (also popular in Hollywood, also maligned) you pretty much only hear about the method when it’s done badly.

I just made this joke, and I love there’s art of it. 

Isn’t standard procedure in these situations a limited reshoot to replace the problematic lead with Christopher Plumer?

You think they’re going to make a bunch more movies about the Kon-Tiki guy?

So the jury thought Depp was a better actor?

Stormtroopers would be ancient history by the 1980s. They should be fighting off a droid uprising.

Lumpy: The Adventure Continues

so he’s Retired, yet Extremely Dangerous? they should’ve sent bruce willis after him.

The “fining passengers” aspect is somewhat interesting though.  Do they have some authority to do so hidden in the fine print of their ticketing agreement, or are they just sending a bill in a scary envelope as an intimidation tactic?

Grandpa Munster is somehow still Ted Cruz.

“Now I kneel before no one...” is this teasing the return of General Zod?

Iron Giant decides that upon further consideration, he is a gun.

I wish this was a sequel to Turbo Teen: He’s a lawyer now, and he turns into a Lincoln Town Car whenever he gets wet.