Release the butthole cut, cowards.

My main takeaway from the theatrical release of this movie was that I really wanted this movie to be about Ghassan Massoud’s Saladin.

Does the late-80s/early 90's Superboy syndicated series not count because it’s Superboy not Superman? I haven’t seen it since it aired, but I enjoyed it at the time. 

Why does every city have a train station called Union Station?

I’ve only seen clips of this weird-ass show but: are people actually singing inside those mascot costumes?

Release the Snyder Cut of Tom and Jerry, you cowards. 

I suppose a growing market for collector shoes that are never intended to be worn would naturally lead to shoes that can’t actually be worn.

If your sauna doesn’t have “infrared” it’s just a closet.

WTF are “ratings?”

I recently had Google refund me like $8.00. I think it must have been related to this.

In the future, everyone will make a Superman movie for 15 minutes

This armor did appear briefly at the end of Ultimates 2, when Tony took it into space to get his Iron Man battlestation. They even kind of dunked on it in the comic though.

I appreciate this is probably an unpopular opinion, but I thought this movie’s look was really ugly - like everyone and everything in it had been dipped in motor oil.

I don’t know how to take a non-Belgian Raiden seriously. 

Lightsaber Yoda felt like such a desperate pander. Like Lucasfilm knew things weren’t going well and were like “Here’s Yoda! C’mon, you guys still like your old buddy Yoda right?!!”

And also they went ninja, went ninja, went.

In the thumbnail, Leslie Mann in period attire looks enough like Elizabeth Olsen that I thought this was a Wandavision scenario. 

I’m sorry, could you please rephrase that as the “Inane-Chatter-From-Idiots-On-Twitter-Disguised-As-An-Article Challenge” and get some influencers to post about it? 

Never lock up your dick wolf, it might create one of the longest running franchises in cop show history.

It’s my understanding that she went by “Annie” back in high school when she dated Elliot Kalan from  The Flop House.