They’ll have to use VF-1 Valkyries instead.

I’ve probably said this before, but it’s weird having these historical retrospectives of my youth. Either this is what Baby Boomers feel like all the time, or they’ve gotten used to it.

Are you sure he’s Darth Maul and not Darth Mauul?

Isn’t it time we let Idris Elba play Danny Boyle?

100% swords.

Everyone always talks about the Chrises, but don’t sleep on the Toms.

It was a great movie . . . right up until the moment the leads started talking and it became evident that they had no charisma or chemistry with each. (If your “lovable rogue” isn’t lovable, he’s just an asshole.) I still thought it was pretty fun.

Efficient halogens are pretty nice.

Well that was certainly three and a half minutes. And one of them is definitely about spiders.

Well, as someone who saw this movie once when it was in theaters, I think I can answer your question:

Okay, but why does Young Aragorn wear a bow tie when that isn’t even something adult Aragorn is known for?

I demand the studio release Zack Snyder’s cut of Solo.

Ron Howard Voice: It wasn’t.

But does this prequel answer the one question everyone is really asking: How does Young Han feel about sand?

Please do transcripts of these. I’m not going to say everyone never wants to watch a video, but I never want to watch a video.

This is one of those movies that everyone pretty much had the right take on the first time around. Alien Resurrection gets undeserved hate. This is pretty much a turd with some bright spots.

Wow I probably haven’t thought of that game since I was above legal drinking age. 

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It doesn’t directly relate, but as a spoof from this era, I’ve always thought Undercover Brother was really underrated.

I haven’t seen it in well over a decade, but I recall it being quite surprisingly good, yes.