I would like for it to not only be a secret, but to be an actor I'd never heard of/noticed before.

I would be shocked if such a thing did not already exist on Youtube

And then Richard E. Grant. Yes.

But there's nothing in the rulebook that says a car can't play basketball.

Sounds about as legit as the story that Tori Spelling got cast in 902010 based on merit alone because she auditioned under a fake name.

Thank God

Too bad. I like using Soundcloud.

Seems like this is a shortsighted strategy - RW ran with BS about Obama for years and it netted them control of the government.

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Fair enough. I really liked Mayday though.

Or he could play that one guy with the knife! Or the other one with a knife who's always screaming!

Doctor Doom needs to be in the MCU. He's one of the few characters who could legitimately show up anywhere, going armor-to-armor with Tony Stark, magicking Doctor Strange, Latverian international drama with Cap and Widow, etc.

Shared supporting characters? "Spider-Man: Threat or Menace" on newspaper front pages that they walk past?

Tobey as Kaine, Garfield as Ben Reilly, and Holland as Peter.

I don't know why anyone would want this. The only thing worse than Venom is Carnage. And the only worthwhile thing Carnage ever did was get casually ripped in half by the Sentry. Also one of the few worthwhile things Sentry ever did.

Spicer burned out because he had a vestigial memory of what shame felt like. Huck-San on the other hand is a perfect circle of smarm.

You're suggesting this is less than accurate?
https://youtu.be/u8qgehH3kE…

Exactly. You can get a modicum of respect as the most reality-adjacent talking head on Fox, but that doesn't really translate to credibility outside of that specific context.

I've been thinking about this too. I think their reasoning is as follows:
• Only old people watch cable news
• Old people tend to be conservative
• Therefore we should get in on the pandering to conservatives game.

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