But he was an underachiever! And proud of it!

Yeah. Iraq 1 was a totally different thing. It was presented like a movie. And made war seem easy.

I'm imagining a more ambitious film where the Mini Coopers getaway from The Italian Job was recreated on Rascal Scooters.

*Alec Baldwin silently walks over and checks Bale's light*

*Applauds*

I don't know if he's an asshole or not, but the impression I have of Ford is that he's someone who has found the role of "Harrison Ford" to be an increasingly constricting one.

"Whatever Alec, in real life you can't even turn invisible."

You could tell when he wrote that three page description of the battleship hat that Jack Ryan was wearing.

Probably. I haven't seen it in forever. Was definitely the best book though. Though TBF, while I read several, but I may not have read all of them.

I would kind of like to see him and Chevy Chase join that show with Liev Schrieber and Jon Voight, just to hear anecdotes from the crew about what a set with those 4 difficult-to-work-with assholes on it was like.

"Potty is for closers?"

I can just imagine all the sleep that Harrison Ford isn't losing over this.

So why isn't Hercules a woman?

Only the hero is played by Chow Yun Fat.

I guess America would identify with the British in that one. And come to think of it, a Boadicea film could be pretty sweet.

I always briefly imagine "taking the piss out of [someone]" as a literal thing. It probably would involve a catheter?

I'll have you know the English Channel is among the world's bravest bodies of water.

Hey find another time in history when we had the moral high ground, maybe we'll start making movies about that.

Finally the untold story of how the British government kept spirits high throughout the Battle of Britain with a series of outrageous lies printed on the side of a bus.

"Taking the piss"?