OMFG

I think you mean:
"There will never be too many supercuts of trusted presidential advisor Alex Jones freaking out"

For the longest time, Democrats thought that merely being demonstrably correct on an issue would be enough to convince people.

I think the "Who would you rather have a beer with?" question isn't really aimed at people like me because I would definitely rather have a beer and talk with someone about the drivers of the global future or whatever.

This is one of the main reasons I want Keith Ellison to win DNC chair. I think he'd be good for the job, but possibly moreso, I think that if he loses, the Bernie people are going to take their ball and go home.

Perhaps, but I stand a pretty good chance of not surviving that cataclysm, so that's not really amongst my preferred outcomes.

It's more like the Bush Administration's "Three Stooges Syndrome" strategy, where if you do 85 terrible things at the same time, opposition can't focus effectively on any one of them.

Well they are the enemy. Not treating them as such may be a good tactic, if it's possible to convince them.

But young people become older eventually.

They voted for being against whatever the "Liberals" want.

The hard part is that some of them do learn. A specific policy fucks over a specific person (or family or town), and those specific individuals learn, but it never seems to affect the momentum of the overall group.

He's like one week away from announcing an executive order to quarter troops in people's houses.

This is a description of our current foreign policy team right here.

If you mail in your punchcard after your next protest, you get the 6th one for free.

It's also projection: The Koch Brothers funded buses for the Tea Party, so if big groups of people are showing up somewhere, there must be a shadowy millionaire behind it.

This neverending "paid protester" thing is so fucking stupid. Supposedly thousands of people are recruited and paid by Soros (or some coalition of lizard people/demons/muslims) and not one email, recruitment ad, paystub or money transfer has ever been found or leaked? Not even for the bus drivers? Not even made up?

You guys got conned by a bus.

I'm anticipating that more than any of the rest on the list

How did he hold the webcam and kill all those horses at the same time?

Starz is the Seeso of television