Perhaps, but I stand a pretty good chance of not surviving that cataclysm, so that's not really amongst my preferred outcomes.

It's more like the Bush Administration's "Three Stooges Syndrome" strategy, where if you do 85 terrible things at the same time, opposition can't focus effectively on any one of them.

Well they are the enemy. Not treating them as such may be a good tactic, if it's possible to convince them.

But young people become older eventually.

They voted for being against whatever the "Liberals" want.

The hard part is that some of them do learn. A specific policy fucks over a specific person (or family or town), and those specific individuals learn, but it never seems to affect the momentum of the overall group.

He's like one week away from announcing an executive order to quarter troops in people's houses.

This is a description of our current foreign policy team right here.

If you mail in your punchcard after your next protest, you get the 6th one for free.

It's also projection: The Koch Brothers funded buses for the Tea Party, so if big groups of people are showing up somewhere, there must be a shadowy millionaire behind it.

This neverending "paid protester" thing is so fucking stupid. Supposedly thousands of people are recruited and paid by Soros (or some coalition of lizard people/demons/muslims) and not one email, recruitment ad, paystub or money transfer has ever been found or leaked? Not even for the bus drivers? Not even made up?

You guys got conned by a bus.

I'm anticipating that more than any of the rest on the list

How did he hold the webcam and kill all those horses at the same time?

Starz is the Seeso of television

Traditionally Stark. Not sure about in the MCU.

The Tick didn't even know he had pockets.

Spider-Man, Cloak and Dagger (well they're runaways so they have no money, but Dagger comes from a country club family). Probably most of the "monstrous heroes: e.g. Classic Ghost Rider. Swamp Thing….

"Welcome to the AV Club, hope you survive!"

Or a Chris Claremont issue of New Mutants.