I recall at least a suggestion of an amendment to allow both naturalized citizens to run for president, and to allow for a third term. The idea being that Bill Clinton could run against Arnold. It probably wasn't a real serious suggestion, but the thought was out there.

Well that's embarrassing. I skimmed over that part. Good idea Arnold, I guess.

"Prosperity Gospel" is one of the biggest and most disgusting cons I've ever heard. No wonder he loves it.

Evangelicals care if you hate the right people.

We hope.

"Goddammit Frank, I didn't say 'piss away money,' I said 'piss away, honey!" I was TALKING to the PROSTITUTE!"

I've probably said this before but:

This would either be a hilarious farce or merely unbelievable if it was fiction. I logged off my computer last night, and by the time I got home and looked at my phone, dude had threatened to invade Mexico.

I really think it's because of the way politics has been covered in the last 20-30 years. People see it as a spectator sport like football. So people choose a team and that's who they want to win. What that "team" actually does with their "win" is largely either hidden from view or too boring for them to pay…

Look, Donnie clearly still wants to be on his TV show (just look how he tried to gin up ratings for his SCOTUS announcement by pretending there were going to be two candidates and he was going to reveal the "finalist" live). And California at least survived the governator. Has anyone suggested they just trade places?

I watched the first season or two of the Apprentice, and the weird thing about Omarosa being remembered as a "villain" is that she wasn't really villainous as much as super-duper incompetent. Like you didn't want her on your team not because she was going to pull some machiavellian shit on you, but because while…

Exactly. Or possibly they're wiped out by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone.

Once I left a note on someone's windshield answering this question. Something along the lines of: "A heroic con-man who freed the world by convincing all the evil plutocrats to move into a concentration camp"

Yep

I'd be happy to. Luckily I happen to speak tounges:

Not necessarily true, though I don't know how well it'd work in a non-parliamentary system. But three isn't enough.

"If you can't find a candidate who fluffs my a lefty-boner…"

I wish he would, just so all of those people who threaten to "go galt" would just go already.

New Zealand sounds great except for the possibility of running into Peter Thiel. The UK was going to be my back-up country, but they preemptively fucked themselves up even before we did.

Stop trying to make Farage happen.