A “Sex Scenes” class seems like part of a joke someone would make in reference to liberal arts colleges, of which I am a proud graduate. Of a liberal art college, not a “Sex Scenes” class. Didn’t anyone at that school think to say, “Hey, James—Jimmy—this seems like a bad idea. And your brother looks like a bird.”

“Franco’s Sex Scenes class”

but I will admit that if one of my friends said this to me...

“I’m wearing this ring that Jack gave me and I’ll always wear it, because love is a really cool, powerful, eternal thing and it doesn’t have to be defined the way we in Western culture define it as beginnings and ends.”

They have the same agent!???? Also Mark Wahlberg’s success is proof that white mediocre men are handed feasts on a silver platter while wonderful beautiful actors of color get scraps.

Oh I don’t know. Don’t forget, the press story everyone was in love with was how they were heroically reshooting the film in record time to cut Spacey out of it. It’s possible they would have gone after her for ruining that. Honestly, I think this story is more about how Mark Wahlburg is tacky than it is that…

Ugh, we don’t need to see her origins yet again. Everyone knows she was bitten by a radioactive African-American woman who was attending her husband’s funeral.

I wish I was in Titsy, Hooray! Hooray! 

I immediately assumed that maybe they’re swimming in his pool. Maybe hanging in the jacuzzi.

I’m a lawyer. Don’t drag us into this shit. These half-answers were created by PR reps to sound like an apology without opening up a public dialog about what actually happened. It’s designed to make the issue go away as quickly as possible. Contrary to popular belief, weasel words rarely have any bearing on the…

Major League Penis

...lack of an identifiable lead or main heroes...

Me too.

Listen, I normally hate my fellow law-talking-guys (and women) as much as anyone. But this particular brand of language-related fuckery isn’t on us. This is on PR and Marketing.

Hey cut the parents some slack. Those crosses aren’t gonna burn themselves.

I feel I should also note that we are letting the accusers create their own definitions of assault and harassment.

We also have to remember that there’s a world of difference between an “uncomfortable butt grab during a photo op” and a “have sex with me if you want to keep your job” - and fairness and justice demand that they get treated differently. Yeah, they’re both wrong. But shoplifting a candy bar and embezzling millions are…

Would a public castration be too much to ask?

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Coercing her? When was this? How old was he? What classify as being coerced? Did he use booze, his fame or made false promises? Also underpaying her for nude scenes? Isn’t the salary negotiated before shooting begins? The way it’s phrased sounds like he paying them like day laborers on a job site.