Michelle clearly doesn’t want to run and Bobby Junior is an anti-vaxx nutcase, so no thanks.

Hey, at least the Rock has political experience! He appeared at the 2000 RNC on behalf of a company whose CEO at the time is now in Trump’s cabinet. He was there to bring to the stage Dennis Hastert, who he billed as a former high school wrestling coach and who was later convicted of fucking the kids he coached.…

There is a non-zero chance that Oprah drinks raw water.

Screw Tom Hanks, I want a Oprah/Uma ticket

You know what? Fuck it. Sure, whatever. We’re all doomed anyway. Oprah would at least set the bar pretty high for future celebrity runs. Between her and The Rock, d-listers like Trump would at least get crowded out before it’s too late.

If she comes out for legalizing weed, universal healthcare, affordable college, living wage, criminal justice reform, and ending wars abroad why the fuck not.

FX is so good at promo material (except for The Strain, fuck those commercials)

I see this two different ways,

She was one of the most memorable parts of the season, though — 90 seconds or no.

Well, it’s a darned good movie; any Tiny Toons fan will tell you it was the series’ best moment.

I would fully support Kiernan Shipka transitioning into a successful adult actor.

It is a privilege working alongside someone with his commitment and discipline.

Thanks, that means a lot coming from you.

It’s not a “works cited” or “bibliography.” It’s the list of things I found most useful, and which would be most relevant and productive for readers and listeners to explore on their own. Nobody looks at a title like A Sociophilological Study of Late Latin and feels misled by the level of reader at which its targeted.

Well, I didn’t think it was possible, but he did something even worse than unleashing Crash on the world.

That is a bad take. The onus of determining whether news is real or fake goes to reporters / news outlets, not a Twitter comedian.

Farhad Manjoo is a self-important stick-in-the-ass and so are you.

I’m literally just asking them to print a nonbinding date in the passport, how would that matter to the international people

Because, wait for it, there are multiple countries in the world and they don’t all have the same requirements.