I support this. Playoffs are dumb, and the idea that you can always definitively find the best team is absurd in a sport with as much variability as football. We should go back to the Wild West days of schools claiming championships at random. I want to see UCF declare itself champion of 1938 too. The world is a…

Yeah, it’s more weird and disappointing than infuriating. It’s not gonna lead me to boycott him or anything. I still like him as an actor. I’d like to see him play Hector, which he would absolutely crush.

I’m very mad, modestly disappointed, cynically nonplussed, or baffled about what happened. I’ll never be able to enjoy his work again, or maybe I will?

The show itself came dangerorously close to real wokeness. It hinted at acknowledging that the real villains in the world are the CIA and contractors instead of mystical ninjas, and treats Frank as a broken man.

Aww shit. Chris Cilizza is probably knitting a hat for Bannon as we speak.

I’m being sarcastic.

Welcome to the Resistance, Steve.

Ohio State should also have not gotten in.

Or beer or wine or bread or anything else requiring fermentation, which is just controlled rotting.

Every week, I read these recaps and I only want to know if they have run away yet.

“Happy holidays” when one’s clearly just talking about Christmas always struck me as weird. It’s a weitd sort of quasi-inclusivism to elevate everyone else’s minor holidays just because they’re near Christmas and ignore their actual holidays later. It’s well intentioned, and it’d be dumb to be angry about it though.

Fair enough.

How many of Erdogan’s agents ran Romney’s campaign, or hillary’s or so on? Yeah, lots of people hire people who lobby for the devil. Very few presidential candidates have their campaigns ran by foreign agents for dictators or place foreign agents in charge of national security after they win.

Manafort and Flynn are literally registered foreign agents for Russia-aligned parties / states. They are not even pretending. There’s no way to say that Trump was not working for Russian interests.

The pee tape could come out and you’d still deny it.

You could walk in on Putin fucking your wife (or, more likely,…

He does not give off late Habsburg vibes. The late Habsburgs had strong, beautiful jaws. This guy has no jaw or neck. He looks like a knudeln, a German dumpling, ready to be chewed up by the powerful mandibles of the Habsburgs.

With Esme’s actions, I’m glad at least one character realizes they’re in a war. Those SS agents (wow. On the nose much?) had it coming.

Changing something before release is different.

Half the time, if I want to read an AVC review of a movie that came out more than 2 days ago, I have to go to Rotten Tomatoes first.

Starred for picking Before Midnight as the definitive trilogy-ender.

The Red Shoes. There should be one The Red Shoes reboot per year.