I didn’t know the contract had been made public.

Yeah, why would Disney benefit from less competition?

There were two Secret Wars with the beyonder.

The indie line-up is valuable for the sake of diversification.

This’ll give Disney a lot more leverage negotiating streaming bundles when there’s no more net neutrality.

They can go back in time and launch drone strikes at weddings throughout history.

Even the good pixar movies are, just as a matter of visual style, ugly and graceless next to ghibli, even if they might be better plotted.

They could easily do a half season arc about the time he gave Saddam Hussein chemical weapons to use against the Kurds and the Iranians.

I was hoping that the switch to Kinja would have at least got rid of the million lazy Emma stone jokes that happen every time there’s a story about this. I was wrong. Kinja has no silver lining.

The Humpty Dance, with its weird self-deprecating humor, is clearly meant as a parody of the boastful songs that dominated early hip-hop. Because it satirizes and undercuts rap machismo, it’s at least partially amenable to a woke reading in that all those other men singing about their sexual conquests are subjected to…

Try finding a handsome picture of Keillor.

The bits from Wakanda remind of the miniseries “See Wakanda and Die,” which was definitely the best (maybe the only good) part of Secret Invasion. If you can, you should track it down and read/see T’Challa murder a ton of skrulls.

It’s right there in the title. Runaways.

Whaddaya need, a roadmap?

It would be super hypocritical of comic book fans to punish someone just for having an alter ego.

The regular King Lear is also populated by morons.

I feel like you should know whether you groped women. Unless you’re habitually drunk or high this shouldn’t be a high bar to clear.

It is possible to deserve both contempt and pity.

I’m looking forward to spider-verse, featuring Spider-Ham, alter ego of Peter Porker.

I can’t understand why you would only want to understand things or people that add value to society, or why you conflate understanding with sympathy.

In which case, since they’re going to magically disappear in another 50 years, what’s the harm in understanding them?